School of Crunch Hoodie

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You may have grown up in the School of the Standard American Diet, where they served Bran Flakes for breakfast, Lunchables for lunch, and Doritos for dinner.

Others are fresh out of the Independent School of Diet Culture, where they told you to eat less meat, cut your carbs, and scarf down plenty of sunflower oil.

But with that kind of education, it's high time you went back to school. Where, you ask?

To the School of Crunch, the prep academy with one mission: to teach students that health food should taste good, "junk food" should be healthy, and that some snacks might just be best when they are not suitable for vegetarians.

And what better way to join the team than with the School of Crunch Hoodie-- the same one worn by our very own Varsity Tanning Team in their off season.

Made in the US from 100% 14 oz heavy cotton fleece, it's the perfect way to stay warm until tanning season opens once again.

Sizing: Unisex, see photos for fit. MASA Model on the dunes is 5'10 wearing an L. Model on campus is 5'4 wearing an S. Model in the snow is 5'6 (and 26 weeks pregnant) wearing an L.

There are 50 hoodies left; get yours while you still can.

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